If Timex ran Christmas…
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
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The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
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Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
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yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
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An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...