Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...