Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.