What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...