Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!