What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...