Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...