Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...