New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...