Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...