A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...