Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...