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The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Fish
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The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Giving away a horse
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FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
A Bugs Mind
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You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
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Locked in the trunk
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