How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...