How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Lease nuclear weapons
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No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Answering machine
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Spin doctors!
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....