What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...