One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...