Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...