Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.