Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...