Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...