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These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
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The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
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A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Arriving at Heaven
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Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...