The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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Which drummer?
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Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
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Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...