Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...