George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....