Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Chain Letter Type III
Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897....
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...