Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.