The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...