The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...