Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.