Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)