Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...