Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...