Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...