Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...