It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...