Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...