Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....