Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...