Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...