Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...