What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...