Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.