Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....