If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...