Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A young naval student
|A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea...