Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...