A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....