stop for a glow worm
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One-legged girl…
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|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
The three truths in life
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Princess Diana alive?!
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Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
OLD never dies
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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...