Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around