Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Ant and a grasshopper
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The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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